My Life is Sweet (And Corny)

Once upon a time I was AWESOME!!!! First off I can fly. Yep. deal with it suckers. You can dream. Never gonna happen. Second I never get old, no wrinkles! Just young. beautiful. So you're probably wondering why me and Wendy aren’t exactly hitting off. That girl ain’t got no respect! I guess where she comes from nobody ain’t there to go on an awesome treasure hunt with her so when I got mixed up by accidentally reading the map upside down, guess what she said; “The chest is empty! what a surprize!” In sarcastic tone. Where she come from all they do is go to Starbucks!

Lucia hated to wake up early but there was a big banging at her window she snuggled into her slippers and hurried to the window she wanted to scream! It was a 7 in the morning on a weekend!!!! 😠 She watch as everyone woke up around her house they all watched this weird construction guy banging at something suddenly… #hisbigredladderfelldown!!!!! And… #hefellontosomewetpavement!!! Ouch!!! Then… coins spilled out of his pocket #moneyloss!!! He stood up bruised, covered in cement and watched his coins and money not to mention his wallet which contains drivers license  sinking down, down, down,   CRUDDY LUCK!!!     

“ I double dog ditch dare you to jump the fence!” said Cole “That’s easy, but only if you do it too” Andrew shot back. The class of 5B was having an extra recess and they were all hanging out together and doing dares everyone watched as Cole and Andrew ran towards the fence “One, Two, Three!” Grasping the railing they pulled themselves up and jumped the fence, “Boys” Ms. Michal called. “Inside Now!” Bye bye Andrew and Cole. “I dare you to run around screaming I’m a chicken! Buk Buk Buk!” Lucia said to Ale. “OK why not” “BUK BUK BUK HI GUYS I’M A CHICKEN!!!!!” “Hey Lucia” Ale said I dare you to eat a spoonful of the apple cider vinegar my Dad packed me for lunch” “OK where is it?” On the bench the class watched as Lucia choked down a spoonful of it, “The vinegar is sharp” Lucia choked out. And it tastes awful!